Pants 0. Shit 1.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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