Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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