It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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