MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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