Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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