I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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