we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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