I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
