you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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