To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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