; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
