Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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