Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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