dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize