1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
