WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Two words: blizzard sex
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize