I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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