Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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