He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Thank you for not boning my boss.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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