It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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