I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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