halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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