I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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