So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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