the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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