I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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