Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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