8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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