I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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