is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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