mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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