Already got asked if we're dating
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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