I hate your face
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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