I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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