stop calling my apartment porn island.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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