You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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