Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
did you just send me my own nude
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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