He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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