nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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