Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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