I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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