she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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