So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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