porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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