Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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