I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize