I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
wow bdsm is so cute
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
