4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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