Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
