Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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