Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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