Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my sisters under your porch take her home
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This toilet bowl is my home.
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