Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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