I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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